( 16 reviews )
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Posted: Jun 16 2009
Alright, so before making the purchase I read all the reviews on here, and half of them are complaints about how this condom will make your penis numb, and you won't feel anything at all. With this climax control condom on, I can go three times longer than without it, that's how good it works for me. My girlfriend was pretty happy. Now about the issue of condom making your penins feel numb, it's suppose to do that! lol. But I can still feel the great sensation of the intercourse. Remember, this is meant to make you last longer, it DOES NOT make you stay hard longer, there the difference! So if you have erectile dysfunction to begin with, obviously putting this numbing condom on will make your case even worse; you need something like viagra not a numbing condom. Again, this product is for normal healthy men who don't have problem staying fully erect, but just ejaulate early, so this condom will make you stay fullly erect longer.
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Posted: Jun 16 2009
Alright, so before making the purchase I read all the reviews on here, and half of them are complaints about how this condom will make your penis numb, and you won't feel anything at all. With this climax control condom on, I can go three times longer than without it, that's how good it works for me. My girlfriend was pretty happy. Now about the issue of condom making your penis feel numb, it's suppose to do that! lol. But I can still feel the great sensation of the intercourse. Remember, this is meant to make you last longer, it DOES NOT make you stay hard longer, there's the difference! So if you have erectile dysfunction to begin with, obviously putting this numbing condom on will make your case even worse; you need something like viagra not a numbing condom. Again, this product is for normal healthy men who don't have problem staying fully erect, but just ejaulate early, so this condom will make you stay fullly erect longer.
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Posted: Feb 12 2009
Being raised Catholic, I assumed all prophylactics were created equal and were interchangeable. Sadly this is not true. While shopping I became distracted by the Magnums. Fearing those would make me feel like a toddler wearing his dad's clothes, I grabbed any ol' box so long as it was far away from the Magnums, which i assumed were used only for veterinary purposes. When I got home I realized I had purchased 'extended pleasure'. i figured this sounded better than 'regular pleasure' and way better than 'truncated pleasure'. Little did I know that 'extended pleasure' is Trojan-speak for 'dipped in horse anesthetic, a chemical best reserved for Gary Busey's dentist's office, not for even the slightest contact with my jank'. Had i known of this distinction beforehand, i certainly would not have exposed my package nor my hottie's mouth to such a foul numbing concoction. It's the genital equivalent of your foot falling asleep and having to limp around to get the feeling back. And 'limp' is the operative word here. Not only did the slightest exposure to this condom cause my equipment to retreat faster than a French soldier, it disoriented him to the point where the poor little guy did not know up from down or left from right. It left him without any of his facultative senses, much like an untethered astronaut who has drifted out to space and no longer has the Earth to re-orient him. He could not tell if he was actually penetrating or somewhere off on his own, minding his own business. He was like a broken divining rod in a barren desert, futiley searching for water where it obviously doesn't exist. The poor guy has yet to recover. Sadly, attempts at removing the substance were futile. It might as well have been super glue. A day later it still feels like i hit my package funny bone. However tragic my story may be, it is made more tragic by the collateral damage. My hot girlfriend had to suffer through pathetic attempts at bumping uglies with a halfie. I imagine it was like being flogged by something made by NERF. So never again shall i buy condoms without carefully reading the box. i just hope i have more opportunities for using them after the softie numbing holocaust in my pants that happened last night.
