( 7 reviews )
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Posted: Aug 15 2009
But wait that's not all you get...just like an infomercial, huh? This is with a doubt in my mind the worst tasting protein I've ingested in my 35 years on this spinning ball of mud and I've tried a bunch of them. It's not the strawberry flavor that's the problem, it's the chemical taste while drinking it and after. Though the strawberry flavor itself is not great tasting. I had to force myself(develop a gag reflex!) to get this stuff down it was so bad! I've read these reviews where people say, "oh, be a man and gulp it down...proteins not supposed to taste good...it's the results that matter." Well, as Arnie Schwarzenegger said in Commando..."Bull****!" Let's see those said reviewers get this junk down with a smile on their kisser. While we're on the subject of results, I've give my speil on that. Here it is: This stuff works no better than any other top protein brand! Actually worse because nothing happened! No strength increase! No mass increase! I took 6 scoops(servings) of this stuff every day for 3 weeks straight(don't ask me how I managed to get it down that many times) mixing it with everything from water to 2% milk. Yep, I used two 4 lb. containers of this stuff in 3 weeks for a total of 126 servings...GAG! Common sense probably should have dictated that I stop using this garbage after the first try, but, no, I decided I didn't want to flush $64 smackers down the drain, almost literally(that's how much a I paid for 2 tubs on ebay...I thought I was getting a great deal when in hindsight I should have had my dead examined). Why did I buy not just one 4 lb. tub but two of a protein product I've never tried instead of trying a 2 lb. tub you ask? Well, the answer is simple: I actually believed a friend when he said this stuff tasted great and produced great results. No more ever believing that friend! Now, back to those results I was talking about. MuscleTech states that you can add up 8 lbs. of lean muscle in just 2 weeks. What a laugh! I lifted extremely heavy weight(low reps(6 to 8)and extremely hard(1 to 1 and half hours a day 6 days a week), was on a great diet, and got plenty of sleep in that 3 week period. You know how much lean muscle I put on: Zero! Well, ok I might have put on 2 oz. or something like that. I was benching 325 lbs. when I started taking it, I was benching 325 lbs. when I stopped taking it. To top it off, it gave me the squirts about 1 out of every 3 times I used it. Yep, that's about 42 squirts in 21 days or about twice a day. I'm not talking about the kind of squirts where you can feel it wanting to seep out...I'm talking about the middle of the workout make a mad break for nearest bathroom all the while holding and clenching your buttocks kind. Explosive! NOT FUN! I'd never had the squirts due to protein or creatine usage prior to taking Nitro-Tech(they should call it Squirtro-Tech LOL). To add to all this fun, this stuff sits in your stomach like a load of bricks. It was pretty much a constant bloated stomach churning event for 3 weeks backed by no results. MuscleTech is full of you know what! Now that I think about it so is Jay Cutler, who promotes this stuff like it's the elixir of life. Can't say as though I blame him though. If they were paying me fat change I'd promote it. Like that old Nelly song goes..."Hey Jay, must be the money." Well, I revised the lyrics slightly and added Jay's name to it. Please do yourself, your wallet and your rearhole a favor and AVOID THIS STUFF!!! There are much are more effective and much better tasting proteins out their. Try any of these: Myofusion, Syntha 6, Muscle Milk, Optimum Nutrition, even Myozene, which leaves something to be desired in taste, but still not terrible. Even soy proteins taste better than Squirtro-Tech and I think they taste bad! Me, I'll stick with my tried and true Gaspari Myofusion...great taste, great results!
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Posted: Jan 12 2009
La nitro-tech es buena, los productos muscle-tech me parecen buenos, ya he comprado 2 nitro-tech y no he aumentado 8.5 lbs como indican, pero he aumentado algo de musculos. La proxima que comprare sera la muscle-tech para ver los resultados
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( 7 of 14 found this review helpful ) Posted: Sep 5 2008
I drank this protein every day for 2 weeks and gained 8.3 lbs of muscle. I feel slightly cheated because the bottle promised I would gain 8.4 lbs of muscle. There was also an unexpected benefit to this protein that some may find controversial. My penis grew an astounding 3 inches in the 2 weeks I used this protein drink. I have truly enjoyed displaying my new 4 inch penis to my wife and other harlots in my town. I called the NitroTech company to congratulate them, but at first they were skeptical. Then I found out the workers at the factory had been pleasuring themselves into the vats where the NitroTech is made. It appears I have been ingesting their man-chowder every time I take a drink of NitroTech. That doesn't bother me, because like all bodybuilders, I am a closet gay.
