( 4 reviews )
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( 2 of 3 found this review helpful ) Posted: Aug 22 2005
I took this stuff one night before bed as directed and it sure did work before 8am. I could feel my bowels moving and i had bad cramps too. I tried to go to the bathroom but nothing happened. I got on the bus and went to school. In the middle of 1st period it happened. I had to go so bad that I just left the class and ran as fast as I could to the bathroom. I pulled my pants down as fast as possible and then exploded. In second and third period the same happened. In the afternoon, I wasnt dying from cramps or sprinting to the bathroom, but the sudden urges to go are still there. Speaking of which, OH NO!!
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( 2 of 4 found this review helpful ) Posted: Aug 20 2005
Works efectively by 8 am. correct, but i wish i had woken up by then too. 3 am i wake up covered with crap and it was still coming. i went to the bathroom to finish and then clean up. at 4 i woke up with terrible cramps and sprinted for the toilet. i woke again at 6:30 for the same thing. the worst is yet to come. i was on the bus and I had huge cramps. i held it in until i got of the bus but exploded on the way to the bathroom infront of everyone. i had to wear a diaper for a whole month with alastic shorts. my friend found out and depantsed me infront of everyone. I HATE EX LAX!!!
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( 2 of 6 found this review helpful ) Posted: Mar 3 2005
Once I got 16 stitches in my leg. It hurt so much I couldn't take a dump for about one month. But anyway, after I sipped down theese laxatives, I could poop like St.Jhon III! I felt like god lifted me out of the sky and dropped me into poopie land. Now I poop how I want, where I want, and when I want. I am a free man in the numero two department. I am superman saving spider man. I am Jesus Christ! I am Mel Gibson! I am the toilet ruler, and I flush with a smile on my face, knowing that I am proud to be or not to be. And THAT. Is the question. In my opinion, theese laxatives are very good, and it makes me a proud pooper! P.S I like chineese people.
